NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
November 3rd, 2009 Posted in UnspecificAs received form my fiancé… words of warning or advice.
1 ) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2 ) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4 ) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5 ) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7 ) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you’re welcome. (This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ — that will bring on a ‘whatever’.)
8 ) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
9 ) Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it: Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response, refer to # 3.
